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When we join our boys, Blaine is just waking up. Waking up to a very sleeping, very nude Kurt…

And finally, finally, he looks at Kurt and actually sees him for the beautiful boy he is. Of course there is the soulmate bond, but let’s be real, boy is HAWT…

He is rather enthralled by Kurt’s ass (same…) and starts imagining how it will feel in his hands during sex and…and just asdfghjkl

So, in need of contact, Blaine cuddles his Dom…and ends up rutting against him

“Rub up against me all you want,” came the sleep-roughened voice, “but you’re not coming yet.”

Oh, Kurt, you tease. And now Blaine hints at a blowjob

“I’m not ready to let you come yet. Can you handle that?”

So Kurt lays himself out for his hot sub to tend to and worship

He felt like he could crawl inside Kurt’s skin and still not feel like he was close enough.

So Blaine proceeds to rock Kurt’s world

And Kurt does some more teasing. Oh, never underestimate this boy…

So after a short rest, Kurt wakes up again. His sub has left items for him to clean and dress himself. Kurt decides that a daily morning blowjob will be quite the thing (agreed) and is feeling the urge to finally let Blaine come later on in the day. I approve of this plan so far.

Soulmate bond. Perfect emotional, intellectual and sexual match. Mutual fantasies.

And domestic Klaine is just so adorable and Blaine’s gonna meet Kurt’s family and just Ohmigod asdfghjklaksjdhfgfkl

FINALLY. The black cuff is on Blaine’s wrist.

(and I won’t even lie, I am looking forward to Kurt having Blaine wearing nothing but that black cuff as well. Just sayin’.

Sigh. Perfect update is perfect. Author anon, my love for you continues to grow.

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My reaction to seeing this updated:

So. Kurt has Blaine strip and ties his hands together. UNF

Blaine is positioned against the wall. Where he can see Kurt’s name on his wrist. In preparation for a spanking. Me gusta.

“Why am I punishing you?”

And Kurt makes him say his name between smacks. I approve so hard.

Following punishment, everything is just…

Kurt teases but doesn’t let Blaine come. I just…

Subspace. Someone hold me.

But Kurt isn’t finished yet, oh holy fishpaste…

Kurt arched an eyebrow at him in his best demanding diva look. “All I keep hearing is what a perfect sub you are,” he said. “So get yourself under control and get my freaking pants off!”

Kurt didn’t know where all this out-there dominance was coming from but if it was half as hot for Blaine as it was for him, then Blaine really was a perfect sub; Kurt was about to come in his pants just from hearing himself. Ummmmm…same?

Confident and sexy Dom Kurt is fucking hot as hell.

So yeah…

Author Anon…

Expectations Fail reaction post

Oh my dear sweet lord baby Jesus…

This fic. I just can’t. I have no idea how to words.

I cried. Seriously. It doesn’t happen too terribly often, so take it as testament to how fantastic this is.

So as we start, things are just so cute. And hot. But cute.

Hudmel family interaction. I love it. Especially the whole exchange between Kurt and Finn.

“Kurt had to drag his brain away from the mental picture of Blaine’s eyes absolutely shining with submission before he could speak.” Same, Kurt, same…

Kurt buys Blaine the cuff that shows he’s claimed!

They are so freakin cute going on their first date. Kurt wants to just be a teen going on his first date with a hottie and he tells Blaine he’ll kiss him at rhe end of the date because they are gonna do things proper and he finds a place where they won’t run into anyone and ASDFGHJKL be more adorable!

And they are talking about dreams and future and they’re boyfriends and oh my god I am dying of all the cute

But who the fuck is this Kev douche?

Oh great, he’s some Dom Blaine fucked back in college. And he makes no secret about the details in front of Kurt. And he suggests a repeat!?

Kurt tells him to back off and he fucking challenges Kurt. I just…

And naturally, Blaine isn’t wearing his claimed cuff

It’s looking like a real confrontation between two Doms and Kurt tells Blaine to go to the car. But he doesn’t move.

And oh god, Kurt’s so humiliated and hurt. Rejected.

So he walks out. Leaves.

He stops long enough to compose himself and at least Blaine follows him but oh, the damage is done

And Blaine knows he fucked up and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW WAS THAT SUCH A HARD DECISION?A FORMER FUCK OR YOUR SOULMATE, IS THERE REALLY ANY QUESTION BLAINE??!!

At least Kurt goes inside with Blaine but he throws the cuff and I am seriously losing it here

“You never say my name.”

Kurt says he can’t do this. He can’t compete with the fantasy built up in Blaine’s head.

“I can’t be with someone who’s just passing time waiting for me become someone else. I can’t wonder when you’re going to choose to act like a sub and when you’re not. I can’t compete with some idealized version of me that you made up in your head when I was three. I deserve more than that. I deserve better.” He ran a restless hand through his hair. “And if that means giving up my soulmate then I guess that’s what I’ll have to do.”

Blaine finally realizes how epically he fucked up. And he begs Kurt to give him a chance, that he does want Kurt. Oh, my poor heart, my god

“I don’t believe you,” he said sadly. “I don’t think you will ever be ready to walk away from him. He’s your safety net. He keeps you from having to actually open yourself up to a real person who might screw up or disappoint you or whatever. I may not know what I’m doing here, but I know you can’t commit to both of us. And you gave your heart to him a long time ago. I never even had a chance.”

And that ending!!

Author Anon, I may quite possibly be desperately in love with you. When you de-anon I may quite possibly virtually hump your leg. For starters. And this is your first fic? I just…

Now waiting (patiently) for the next update…